Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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