So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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