I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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