As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Swine flu. Run for my life!
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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