Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I AM VODKA MAN
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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