the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Randomize
