i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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