Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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