whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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