I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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