How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
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