Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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