Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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