"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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