But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
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