Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i just sent this text using only my big toe
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
ok first of all what the fuck
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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