So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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