Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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