Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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