Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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