I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
