I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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