Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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