Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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