rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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