its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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