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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

SEEEEXXX PLEASE

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(216): View more from Ohio

you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses

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(514): View more from Quebec

Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in

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(281): View more from Texas

On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?

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(561): View more from Florida

I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"

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(518): View more from New York

Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.

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(816): View more from Missouri

If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.

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(575): View more from New Mexico

I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.

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