i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
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