Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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