Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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