i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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