bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
