After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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