totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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