I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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