she looked like the before picture.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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