But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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