Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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