I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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