I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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