Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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