i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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