Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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