It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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