Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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