and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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