I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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