wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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