hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
nutella sex= disaster
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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