Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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