Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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