big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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